Monday, December 10, 2007
He was fortunate to pick the right holiday
How ignorant do you have to be to advertise ham for a Jewish holiday? Now the Jews, outraged by this insult to their religion, will be burning effigies and wielding banners demanding that the grocer in question be put to death. Rabbis will call for holy war against the "gentile sons of apes and pigs" in their shabbat sermons in sinagogues all over Israel and wherever Jews live.
The more intelligent of you by now realize that the previous paragraph is a joke. But it does have a serious twist to it. If this were "Ramadan ham" there would be demand for heads rolling. And not as a metaphore.