Monday, December 18, 2006

Woo-hoo, I'm the best!

I have been named Person of the Year by Time Magazine! Alongside my mother, my father, my aunts and uncles, my girlfriend, the local grocer, the bloke waiting for his bus to come...in short, everybody and his/her dog(I didn't want to upset the feminists).

They might as well have put it this way, instead of this pathetic, pseudo-immaginative way of telling us that all standards are obsolete and that we should all rather be mired in perpetual mediocricy then renounce the malignant ideology of extreme egalitarianism.

Personally, they were better off when they gave the award to Hitler.

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